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Amps You where front and centre? No?

I’m all mask and hand sanitiser Amps!

As an asthma sufferer I need to be super cautious!

    Smallman1 which would kill you faster, COVID or camembert?

    Asking for a friend.

    Ed’s safety strategy allows for him to lick the airport handrails in a variety of countries during lockdown (or whatever you lot are calling it over there) but its all ok because he is bathed in sanitiser.
    Textbook

    Ed pictured en route to Corfu

    Sean, while I’m all for ripping Ed, that looks more like your type of ensemble

    Hardly.
    Blue and green should never be seen.
    Or in your case ‘all of my court-jester outfits should be burned and never seen’

    Absolutely smashed it at Skream last night.

    He played an absolute prog monster at one point, have no idea what it was.

    Cheers!

    zackster NHS in saving money on something you can easily do yourself shocker.

    Next up, verruca removal and Nurofen for a fucking headache.

      John Lydon looks fantastic

      New series of Till Death Do Us Part is being penned as we speak.

      I know violence never solves anything but Priti Patel needs a good kick in the cunt.

      Probably quashed is because the runway is fucked and has been for the last few years.

      The world really is run by psychopaths, in our case, silver spooned psychopaths. Let’s hope their inbreeding makes them extra susceptible to ‘bad covid’.

      We import 89% of our bricks

      That is a DISGRACE

        Millsy We don’t need bricks. What’s wrong with traditional mud and straw?

        BRING BRITISH BRICKS BACK AND BUILD BETTER BRITISH BUNGALOWS!

        A lol for Si!

        Think that’s his third one!

        That’s 3 more than you. Well done Si.

          Thinking about a JC zoom call around midnight on sat, after we’ve all had a few lines and a load of drink to see who can say it the quickest, three times in a row with no mistakes!

          Worst attempt has to flush rhouses’ logs for a month…

          Dan That’s 3 more than you. Well done Si.

          My lolpp count is off the charts chief.

            Amps Not convinced by the efficacy of those visors!

            Smallman1
            The charts are quite small when you run out of fingers and toes I guess

            Hilarious from Corbyn. WTF!?

            Perhaps Diane Abbot did the headcount for him?

            Cheers for doing the joke that everyone on Facebook and Twitter already did about an hour after the news story, Dutch.

            Use neither platform Dave. But no worries

            Oooh, look at Dave, a right bitch!

            This is a forensic take down of Boris and his ludicrous COVID rules. Wonderful interview

            That is brilliant. Bravo to Hannah Miller. He literally has no clue what he’s doing. He should know the detail of local lock downs, he doesn’t. He thinks he can throw the latest strapline everywhere and that will be sufficient. Absolute wanker.

            Give the man a break Millsy, running the country is not easy!

            I think he would definitely benefit from some biz tranz insight at this difficult time.

            A 2 day workshop to enhance and drive performance?

            Get the old mind wok out.

            I’ll drop him a note.