Look at him. The absolute bone-idle, lying charlatan. Beneficiary of an overpriced education but absolutely impervious to being educated. What a total fucking Tory cunt.
But enough about Ed Smallman.
Truss (general uk sucks thread)
Setting up and knocking down his own gags.
Go on the Dave!
vinnyt77 1. Raab for his stupid fat neck and incredulity when he didn’t actually know how reliant UK trade in goods is on the Dover-Calais crossing.
- Cameron for the whole shitshow to begin with.
- Boris because do I even need to list the reasons?
With Gove’s floppy head hovering around there too, sorry but a backbench nobody like Duncan Smith or his hard Brexit cronies like Baker and Bill Cash don’t even get a look-in.
bosstrabs The likes of IDS, John Redwood etc are exactly the kind of ERG aligned bellends that have caused EU membership to be such a hot topic in the Tory party since, well - basically since we joined in the first place. These ‘elders’ of the Conservative party are in it up to their fucking scrawny necks.
And the next bastard who tells me “ah they’re doing their best in unprecedented times” is getting the cattle prod under the chin
They’re all as bad as each other, the loonies have taken over and they’ve brought their mates the thickos with them: David Davis, a man, who when faced with the NI backstop issue, though that the EU would ’be okay with a bit of smuggling, as long as it wasn’t a lot of smuggling’. That was his stance when in negotiations for us. Thank fuck we’re not in a proper war or the like.
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Amps I love the way Davis continually bangs on about how once working for Tate & Lyle makes him some kind of Richard Branson-esque business expert, and also how doing a few weekends for the Territorial Army basically makes him Norman Schwarzkopf.
Absolute gobshite of the highest order.
Ashamed to say I share an alma mater with that toerag (though fortunately it’s also shared with Timmy Mallett and DRIVETIMEKINGSIMONMAYO so in your face Millsy).
The naivety of people is unreal.
Who the fuck looked at Boris and his bus and thought ‘yeah, looks legit’?
OLB in the house!
You knowz it!
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Best thing I’ve seen today.
I wouldn’t have taken bets on his political leanings. Turns out I was right.
They don’t deserve our sausages -
vinnyt77 Iain Duncan Smith is ALWAYS in the top three.
Ian Duncan Smith, the “brains” behind universal credit. I would kick his head in with gusto.
vinnyt77 The likes of IDS, John Redwood etc are exactly the kind of ERG aligned bellends that have caused EU membership to be such a hot topic in the Tory party since, well - basically since we joined in the first place
I remember watching Redwood on Newsnight shortly after the original vote. When questioned on the complexities of post-Brexit trade, he haughtily dismissed the presenter saying something along the lines of “They (the EU) will still need to sell us their cheeses, wines and cars”.
I can’t find the clip now, but it made me wince back then.
mono-stereo I remember that. Almost as cringe as him signing the Welsh national anthem. Dalek
Eel be regretting voting Brexit.
Oi oi!
That’s one elver bad mistake on his part.
Millionaire tory accidentally destroys his eel
business is the most british thing of all time.
The name’s Business.
New business.
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Gove in full flow. He is a slimy, duplicitous toad but you cannot deny his debating skills. Giving the SNP a rather delicious kicking. His parliamentary drive by shooting of Corbyn about 18 months ago was pretty memorable
No he doesn’t, he does some grandstanding cuntage. He’s a cunt. A proper one.
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Along_the_Wire It’s called being able to think and communicate on your feet. George Galloway was a master for Labour. Biden and Trump are useless at this. Wit.
alistair he seems to look down at his notes a lot in that clip. All he’s doing is saying the same thing over and over.
Like a monkey with a miniature cymbal?
Thatcher and Churchill are selectively quoted (a lot) by both pro-Europeans and Brexiteers, on whose side they would be on.
Most people can’t be arsed appreciating that they both had nuanced views on the whole thing.
Dave is absolutely itching to get into the nuances!