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Good to see Chuka Umuna has been successfully reincarnated as NHS London’s medical director. He’s the spit. Change UK!

@-si-
Perplexed by this, why import when you’ve got Tayto’s?

Fobbing off on the tourists?

Either way, time to panic buy, the world is ending!

  • -si- replied to this.

    Smallman1 I’m in, but only if Darren hasn’t been on multiple sites over lockdown. And if your Mum starts coming on to me again when we are supposed to be distancing im going postal.

      bosstrabs

      If you watch narcos you will see a similar level of control over the borders and the government. Tayto are basically Miguel angel felix gallardo. The cali cartel (walkers) aren’t getting their merchandise into the country. Heard walkers tried to force their way through last week but tayto were ready and salted them at the border!

          Word on the street is that Sam Spuds are going to make a move on Mr Tayto

          Si’s bants is definitely improving. 2021 is looking up!

          I can’t take all of the credit, just most of it!

          Those Zoom classes with OLB are definitely paying off.

          OLB’s mind-mapping on the whiteboard of ‘how to bants’ etc.

          I can thoroughly recommend OLB’s ‘Ignoring multiple reges through the power of misplaced and wearisome self-confidence’ session. Life changing.

            Millsy OLB’s ‘Ignoring multiple reges through the power of misplaced and wearisome self-confidence’ session

            OLB actually got that from his Tory chums.

              The OLB Biz Tranz session really helped with my line item realignments, I mean, like, It fundamentally changed the way I think about business operations.

              He’s nailed the online game to be fair. Introduction of e-gift vouchers have been a tranzformative game-changer.

              @Millsy
              @bosstrabs

              I’m assured by ‘his people’ that yours were posted yesterday 👍

              Who are you talking about? OLB with his rhythmically hypnotic bants or Si with his warm, inclusive, clubbable bants?

              I would say OLB is also clubbable

              OLB’s bants are relentless and rhythmically hypnotic, pushing all doubt aside, a vortex of bants - the banta equivalent of a 7-hour Digweed set.

              Relentlessly pummelling us with arroga-bantz until we are all as one in his vortex and for one, brief, singularity we believe his looks are indeed ‘chocolate box’…only for him to reg, trainwreck and for us all to realise, like Sebastian Fontaine, he’s pissed himself again.