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The Loopy tab of the spreadsheet is absolute gold.

Millsy makes me lol every time I think of it. Was like the opening of a Dickens novel.

Had everything, wonderful prose, a nod to British Politics and how those bleak times ended up sowing the seeds of this wonderful thing called electronic music.

As ETC used to say “like tears in the rain”

I am team Piers here. Meghan and Harry crying about their lack of taxpayer funded security was disgusting.

    zackster
    He’s an absolute prick who likes to dish it out but can’t take it when comes back.

      How about I am neither team. Burn the whole shitshow to the ground.

        bosstrabs Correct answer, I’ll go get the paraffin, you get the matches

        Homegrove oh I am sorry, but I didn’t know that siding with the, presumably thousands of, palace staff that Meghan drove to tears counted as being pro bully. Look, it is no secret that I am pro journalist. Piers happens to be both an expert in this field and also the most hansom man in England. He is the height of British excellence and extremely charismatic. Have I fallen under his spell? So sue me 🤷🏼‍♂️

        Did anyone watch the interview? Saw the first half or so and seems like they had been massively let down at best and completely cunted over at worst. Had a lot of sympathy for them. I don’t blame them at all for leaving and actually admired them for having the balls to do it. On the other hand, if you decide to leave the Royal Family you have made that choice - you lose the security etc. that comes with the gig. Surely they should have realised this?

        I thought the decision not to make Archie a prince was a complete disgrace until I read this earlier today: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56325934

        It is actually in line with the convention that he would not be conferred a prince from birth, but only once he us the grandchild if the sitting King or Queen. Having said that, the Royal Family have massively fucked up by making William’s children other than George a Prince and Princess and breaking the protocol. If, as it was claimed the protocol was being changed so that Harry’s children would never become princes or princesses then they have some serious explaining to do.

        Aside from what appears to the the obvious reason for the decision to do this, perhaps it could be because Harry is not actually Charles’ son as has been speculated for so long - if this was the case they would never have the right to become Princes and Princesses. Harsh, but this is the fucking Royal Family.

        Millsy
        Lol. I’m surprised he didn’t get the boot after Mondays rant.

          They all have utterly shit bantz too. Apart from Phillip.

          zackster
          Of course not. Unless you had a bad day at the office. Pier’s went on a massive rant as soon as his show started.

          The advertisers will miss Piers, he brings the eyeballs.

            Used to enjoy Morgan grilling the government and causing controversy. Boring as fuck without him

            • Amps replied to this.

              SNP imploding. You love to see it!

              I’m just amazed how much media coverage this who debacle has taken.

              No political party in power is never going to make any changes when it comes to the Royal Family, which is unfortunate.

              We should get rid of the whole lot & turn Buck house into a mahoosive night club like Berghain.

                Dubman We should get rid of the whole lot & turn Buck house into a mahoosive night club like Berghain.

                In that location?

                It will be full of bellends wearing ruggers and sockless loafers, organising school disco/90s chesse nights by the end of month 1.

                S to the werve.

                  No room for a ken block residency on a tuesday night? Bringing the heat? Playing pure fire? BSPF free!

                  Dubman Prince Andrew can sort the ““special ” VIP room

                  Dubman Free courtesy buses from pick up points. Park’n’Rave.

                  Good idea. Get Northerners bused in straight from Euston, sort the atmosphere out.

                    No hipsters
                    No Germans (or any Europeans for that matter)
                    Balls to the wall Techno Saturday / Sunday
                    Prog Sundays from 3pm with @NasserAlazzawi opening up

                      Mad_Cyril Agree.

                      Definitely no Scandinavian backpacker sorts who look like Erling Haaland spazzing around drunk going “the girlshs are crazy in here, man”

                      Or eyeties with all-over Moschino print kecks.

                      Meant DJs as well as punters.

                      Less shit, less flies