I’m not Dermot and really I’ve no idea why anyone would even think that.
Cankles McJegging’s Hammer Time thread
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lol that Leeds Utd ankle tattoo with ginger hair ensemble was a classic 
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Canks plotting his return
2 months later
Cankles update
‘Highly Sexualised’ lol
400 cable ties. Amateur hour imo
If i get her, she is going fucking nowhere!
20 days later
Just seen an advert on Twitter. These might appeal to Cankles…
https://x.com/canlesofficial/status/1807984686368543126
Why bother when there are mobility scooters
21 days later
Cankles update… enjoying a Toblerone and a bop to some Renaissance classics at home:
He identifies as a pansexual.
Attracted to anyone with a frying pan.