400 cable ties. Amateur hour imo

If i get her, she is going fucking nowhere!

20 days later

Why bother when there are mobility scooters

21 days later

Cankles update… enjoying a Toblerone and a bop to some Renaissance classics at home:

    bosstrabs
    I miss him proudly regaling the board with tales of him giving it his Scouse wife up the gary.

    You can’t buy class

      I’m glad Dermo’s naffed off, the guy’s a fucking idiot!

        Smallman1
        Was the message board equivalent of a supermassive black hole, dragging everything down.

        I realise some might see the ironing in this post!

          Did keep the board interesting though.

          I do wonder what CANKLES makes of what’s happening in Blighty at the moment, and the Olympics opening ceremony, and transgender boxers, and Smallman’s shirt, and all the other key issues of the day!

            I have some questions please thank you

            Who is Cankles?

            Was this CleanPrussianRugs?

            Were all of these people Flares?

            What happened?

            Whatever was the whole story with Flares anyway?

            Thank you please

              Everyone is flares except Ed. This place is basically the Truman show.