Sniff the air for Pledge
Happy Birthday, Pops
Millsy Fucking LOL
alistair nah, he was at a wedding - was with a mate of mine. Loved that. We’ll hook up the next one
Along_the_Wire Special venue that, really good sound too. Enjoyed it despite the bar queues
alistair Yeah, brilliant venue. Bar was mental - was alright from about 9:30 on mind.
Happy birthday, Grant. Well, at least try to be happy 
Cheers all. Battersea Power Station is off. I changed strategy and when she got in from her Christmas party, I got the powder out and kept her up til 5:30. She’s still asleep at 12:30. The only downside is that I feel as if I’ve been run over by a bus.
Along_the_Wire LOL hair of the dog
Call in another.
Dan I’m a pro Dan, always have one in reserve!
Along_the_Wire put your feet up, lots of footie on later
Fancy a boozy lunch - the missus feels really bad about missing my birthday - I couldn’t care a less, but can use this to my advantage
Along_the_Wire
A tactical genius lays the groundwork, then reaps the rewards. I think you deserve to cash in.
Enjoy!
Mad_Cyril it gets better - she woke up about an hour ago and I said we need to get ready quickly if we’re gonna get to Battersea - I got the expected no, but look like a hero for wanting to do it. Boozy lunch it is!
Along_the_Wire
Top top work.
Medal in the post!! 
Tactical genius! Well played sir
This is an absolute tour de force we’re witnessing here
C_J LOL - it still doesn’t make up for some of my catastrophic strategies in even the recent past
This will be taught in schools in the future.
Fucking masterclass Granto.
Make her change the bedsheets when you piss yourself tonight