Happy birthday, Grant. Well, at least try to be happy 😁

Cheers all. Battersea Power Station is off. I changed strategy and when she got in from her Christmas party, I got the powder out and kept her up til 5:30. She’s still asleep at 12:30. The only downside is that I feel as if I’ve been run over by a bus.

    Fancy a boozy lunch - the missus feels really bad about missing my birthday - I couldn’t care a less, but can use this to my advantage

      Mad_Cyril it gets better - she woke up about an hour ago and I said we need to get ready quickly if we’re gonna get to Battersea - I got the expected no, but look like a hero for wanting to do it. Boozy lunch it is!

        Tactical genius! Well played sir

        This is an absolute tour de force we’re witnessing here

          C_J LOL - it still doesn’t make up for some of my catastrophic strategies in even the recent past

          Fucking masterclass Granto.

          Make her change the bedsheets when you piss yourself tonight

            Happy Birfday for yesterday Grant - sounds like you saw it in, in style!

            My minds eye, JC crew be reading Grants masterpiece with this on in the background

            It goes on. I’ve got back from a boozy lunch and just asked out of curiosity if I could have a cheeky line. A massive yes. Living the dream. I’m in completely unchartered territory

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