Fucking masterclass Granto.

Make her change the bedsheets when you piss yourself tonight

    Happy Birfday for yesterday Grant - sounds like you saw it in, in style!

    My minds eye, JC crew be reading Grants masterpiece with this on in the background

    It goes on. I’ve got back from a boozy lunch and just asked out of curiosity if I could have a cheeky line. A massive yes. Living the dream. I’m in completely unchartered territory

    • C_J replied to this.

      Move over Ed….. There’s a new player in town. Lucky cunt.

      I’ve just got in from tennis and now I’ve gotta endure some fortine bollocks with the youngest.

        Dan Move over Ed….. There’s a new player in town. Lucky cunt.

        Age is no barrier. For the moment.

          Belated wishes Grant, sounds like you had a great weekend. Share the day with another ‘Big G’, my father.

          Along_the_Wire Cheers all. Battersea Power Station is off. I changed strategy and when she got in from her Christmas party, I got the powder out and kept her up til 5:30. She’s still asleep at 12:30. The only downside is that I feel as if I’ve been run over by a bus.

          Lol!