Jaded Clubber Annual End of The Year Awards!
zackster seconded
mono-stereo like thatās not going to happen anyway
this thread is reg of the year
hugopal I canāt help but actually support Hugo here. Scones and all that.
If the āPerson youād most like to punchā award could be reinstated that would be great.
Quite fancy winning it for the 8th successive time.
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Smallman1 There is another candidate I can think of that could upset the apple cart somewhat.
Along_the_Wire
I can take it Grant.
No hard feelings
Updated to include Stuās requests!
Cankles wins most categories this year.
- Most seethingly apopletic lurker of the festive period award
- The walter mitty trophy for the most bullshit and lies throughout the year
- The āFucking hell, i wish i hadnāt posted that!ā award
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I suppose Iāll get the ball rolling on this. Donāt really know about some of the categories.
1. Board Member Production of The Year (as played by John Digweed)
2. Board Member Mix of The Year
Zacksterās Autumn Mix (minus the first 40 minutes)
3. Best Post of The Year
Iām pretty sure mono came up with a cracker, but I canāt recall where it was.
4. Worst Post of The Year
Hannuās posting of a rather far-right in origin looking āinfographicā falsely downplaying Auschwitz
5. Flounce of The Year
6. Tune of The Year (from a real producer)
Sounds like a 90s tribal tune with a modern techno sensibility. Perhaps unsurprisngly it came from Portugal:
This may get some stick on here as itās a tad generic and poppy, but Iāll give it an honourable mention anyway. It was actually released last year, but it really blew up this year and I think i also only heard it for the first time this year. I in part have a soft spot for it as the producer is from nearby and the vid is all filmed about 20 minutesā walk from me (albeit in rather grotty bits):
7. Mix of The Year (from a real DJ)
Recorded mix:
Live mix:
8. Thread of The Year
EraserofLoveās prog thread encouraged people to post some actually decent and inspired classic power prog picks.
9. REG of The Year
There could be more egregious ones Iāve forgotten, but Zackoās āfootageā of the Cybertruck taken from a video game is front of mind.
10. Live Event of The Year
11. Funniest Board Member
Hard to say whoād actually be the funniest member overall, but Millsy has been on form this year.
12. Best Poster (How is this different?)
13. Jaded Clubber Iād Most Like to Share a Pint With
14. Jaded Clubber Most Likely To Be a Virgin
Hannu - I donāt think getting pegged by your missus counts for a bloke.
15. Jaded Clubber Most Likely To Fuck Up a Basic Task
Kinda goes without saying, but Ed. Heāll probably be receiving some of those Skechers slip-ons as a Chrimbo gift.
Yes Hugo!