Dazza will be jealous

Some famous ski resorts Smallman can consider:
Queer Valley
Aspen SnowmASS
Jackson Hole
(s)No-bird
Telluride (blokes)
Smugglers’ Notch
(no) Beaver Creek
Shite Pass

Some double-nawty fits for Ed



Any for when he goes skiing?

Depends what you mean by skiing.

They’re all splash-proof / wipeable

Hope you’re flying business class Smalls?

Julie, Dazzer and Edward, too
The Julie’s Ultimatum
Trading Places
Neck of the Living Dead
No Country for Confused Men
One Flew Over a Cuckold’s Nest

Nothing is flying over Ed’s neck.

Maybe a 747.

I hope ED SHITNECK has skis for.his MASSIVE FUCKING GREGORY

    5 days later

    Got back yesterday lads, was absolutely sensazionale!