Fair play to Ed! We’re only on this hell hole once, might as well have some fun with it!

A man has to expand his horizons

    That picture of smallman has made me feel sick.

    Millsy A ‘friend of the board and secret admirer of chocolate box good looks’ sent it to me anonymously. But never mind all that. EXPLAIN.

    Reckon it’s Mike Miller!

      I don’t do kiss and tell Edward.
      Now….explain yourself.

      For all of my female friends who have got married I’ve been a naked butler (not properly naked of course)

      I get smuggled into wherever they’re having the hen do, pop on an apron with nothing on beneath it, serve a few glasses of champagne and then leave.

      For this particular hen do, they were doing some nude drawing and had hired a guy to draw naked, when they came in to start, instead of him there was me in the outfit that Millsy posted.

      I then left and the original guy they hired came in and they proceeded as per the original plan.

      There you go!

      Sounds perfectly normal and above board. Lol