Likes eating out = fat cunt

Heno I’m no expert in physics, but I wouldn’t expect firing her from a cannon to be much of a success.

    The Hadron Collider couldnt move that mass

    Couldn’t launch that off Cape Canaveral. The fat, overly opinionated, cunt

    You wouldn’t go hungry with those cushions feeding you though

    As a chonk myself, I feel like I can safely disagree with her. Everyone has preferences, whether you say it out loud or not. I dislike beards. Maybe that’s unfair to an entire population of men who sport beards, but 🤷🏼‍♀️….we likes what we likes.

    Edit: Also her delivery is condescending and really fucking annoying.

      Kells77 At least a bloke can choose to shave the beard. By the looks of yer one that fat isn’t going anywhere with a block of C4.

        Kells77

        Do you understand what I am saying?

        Infuriating… The level of delusion is beyond

            BlainSA I just thought you were telling me to put a bubble in my mouth to shut up 😆

                BlainSA Do you understand what I am saying?

                I don’t, what the fuck does ‘put a bubble in your mouth’ mean?

                    Amps It’s what teachers tell young children to do in class to keep their mouths shut. It’s also what this absolute keeper of a girl says in that vid.

                    Put a bubble in your brain more like.

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                        Replace bubble with gun and you’re bang on track.

                        BlainSA But the bubble gives no resistance to the physical act of talking, it doesn’t have the structural integrity to hamper the speaker, it makes no sense as a saying. Something like ‘go chew a cricket ball’ would make a lot more sense.

                            17 days later

                            I wonder what else she can fit up there?

                            Along_the_Wire there are upsides mate… like new relationships and sex… but bloody hell the search can be tiresome and some of the shit chat you have with some women … better than being in a shit marriage though that’s for sure

                              Millsy

                              Love this bit:

                              James had fun with Irina, but they were never alone. Irina spoke minimal English and James no Russian or Ukrainian. So as is the case with much of Odessa’s “dating” scene, a translator, in this case Julia, was always there - and getting paid up to $150 (£107) a day.

                              “It was a bit weird having someone repeating whatever was being said. But there was a chemistry between us,” says James.

                                  Dan James dun fucked up.

                                  Lol @ the fact he didn’t even get a ride out of it either. 🤣

                                    Lol!

                                    But intimacy, even kissing, was off-limits. Translator Julia was always there and Irina told him she didn’t believe in sex before marriage.

                                    “I thought: ’That’s a very high moral standard’,” James says. “She’d obviously been brought up very well.”

                                    Too well! the attractive wrongun.

                                      At least he’s got the apartment to show for it.

                                      Not all bad.

                                      Decent roof on it tbf