LOL

Well in Mono.

8 days later

LOL at Smallman eating ripe bananas.

The length of his fucking neck, by the time they reach his stomach, they’ll be off.

Millsy I have been posting almost every day, just not as much.

Most of what needs to be said has been said: Smallman’s an idiot, and ‘Shut up, Rhouses’.

Not sure if this is a life hack but if you like your Coke Zero ice cold, simply take out of the fridge, pop in the freezer for 15 minutes and voila, you’ve got yourself an absolute winner!

    I wonder how long into your relationship it took your Julie to work out that she was now a carer and she was under a duty to put any sharp objects out of your reach.

    She can’t believe she’s bagged one of the all time greats!

    More likely to be something else beginning with g.

    Smallman1 Not sure if this is a life hack but if you like your Coke Zero ice cold, simply take out of the fridge, pop in the freezer for 15 minutes and voila, you’ve got yourself an absolute winner!

    LOL, I am sure everybody on the board has already done this countless times with beers, you wanker.

    Using a freezer to chill things isn’t a fucking life hack

    Still, on a related note, put your Walkers Cheese n Onion in the fridge for a taste experience unheard of since GU 007.

    Life hack: run the water for a while before filling your glass; it gets cooler as it runs.

    Life changing tips here. Thanks all, will cycle into my daily routine and report back.

    Set an alarm clock to get you up on time in the morning.

    Surprised Smalls hadn’t suggested side hustles, given his You Tube finance channel under the ‘Angelo Colombo’ pseudonym.

    Top tip: put the oven on for 10 minutes before you put your food in for optimum cooking conditions.

    Top tip: Boil any water in a kettle to make it suitably hot for coffee or tea.

    Stop! Having to go to the thermal baths in Buxton and scooping up hot water any time you want a hot drinks.

    Ed did that, got cavity searched by customs, they found the egg. It was empty.

      I’ve recently figured out that I can emulate keyless entry on my car for free by just leaving it unlocked all the time. The Missus isn’t too happy mind.

      If you walk up the left hand side of the tube escalator, you’ll arrive at the top quicker than those on the right.

      A dash of vinegar when poaching eggs makes all the difference

      One for Ed - if you have trouble with tying your shoelaces, then just buy yourself a pair of these:

      Get up early and do some exercise then bask in the afterglow for the rest of the day knowing you can relax

      To make a good cup of tea - leave the teabag in boiling hot water for 5 minutes, then strain against the side of the mug with the back of a teaspoon (critical step). Due to the loss of temperature, put the mug of black tea into the microwave for 30 seconds. Only after doing this apply milk, semi skimmed or full fat only (unless your name is Ed). Substitute milk is a big NO NO.

      The lack of this knowledge these days is frankly alarming.

      You’re welcome.

        The septic’s getting it all wrong?

        You never!

        ScottBailey also how bad is it when someone else makes you a brew (tea)? May as well just throw it away, it will never meet your own standards

          Hursty also how bad is it when someone else makes you a brew (tea)? May as well just throw it away, it will never meet your own standards

          Not when I make it Hursty.

          I make the best cup of tea in the UK.

          FACT.