Life hack: hacking Rhouses to death would end his life and bring great satisfaction

    Dave have you got any life hacks for avoiding drinking?

      Life hack: wear a three piece suit while you pass out drunk in Jingshan Park. This will keep vagrants away and allow you to blend in with the other persons of substance.

      I’m surprised no one has mentioned the old pot plant life hack yet

        Hursty I’m surprised no one has mentioned the old pot plant life hack yet

        Ed referenced it only 4 posts above yours.

          Life hack: Avoid unnecessary scrolling on message boards by simply replying to the most recent post above yours and then let Hugo fill you in from there.

          Enjoying the idea of Ed proudly announcing to his Julie that I’ve hacked me life! as he sits next to her on the couch, eating yogurt with a fork.

          Quinoa, the caviar of carb substitutes. Get on it lads.

            rhouses
            Bought a load for making homemade dog food but he’s not that keen on it. Will try substituting for rice when I get home. I really rate organic Tulsi green tea

              Dubman was that a dig dubbers? lol

              We throw in chopped veggies and have it with our curries. Not missing rice at all. If you’re in goa, you should have red rice easily available, also very good for the gut.

                rhouses
                Not at all. I know how healthy it is. It’s a good source of fibre which is recommended for dogs & humans

                Haven’t seen any red rice on any menu. Love Dal makhani also.

                  Dubman Should be an option at your local thali places instead of white rice. Takes a bit of getting used to since they’re much plumper grains, but health benefits are great.

                    rhouses
                    Is brown rice the same? I know it’s more healthier then white rice

                      Dubman try this stuff called ‘meat’ Dubbers - dogs go absolutely fucking radio for the stuff. Quinoa to a dog must be like dog biscuits to us.

                        Dubman Nope, not the same. Even healthier than brown rice, much fatter grains too. The only issue I have with red rice is that it doesn’t hold on to the curries as well, but the dump after makes up for it and then some.

                        I’m nailing the Garbage Tier Life Hacks, Morty. Get on it.

                          I’ve never heard of or had red rice before.

                          Cheers!

                          Dubman how did you reply to my post in the DJ Mixers-thread here? And obviously meant the reply to someone else? 😂

                            Homegrove
                            I have no idea bud. I’ve noticed it a few times myself when somebody posts a comment which has nothing to with question posted.

                            One for our music teachers

                            Cleaner pipes than Rhouses after a big bowl of red rice

                              India’s ability to pile multiple human beings on to modes of transport is unsurpassed.

                                Millsy India’s ability to pile multiple human beings on to modes of transport is unsurpassed.

                                Truly the Germans of our time, both love swastikas too!

                                Why kill 4 people in a tank when you can kill 35 people in a tank? Go India!

                                  https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/feb/02/india-spy-pidgeon-suspect-china

                                  Not the best at the old security game. It was from Taiwan and locked up for 8 months, terribly unpheasant.

                                  It is not the first time a bird has come under police suspicion in India.

                                  In 2020, police in Indian-controlled Kashmir released a pigeon belonging to a Pakistani fisher after a probe found that the bird, which had flown across the heavily militarized border between the nuclear-armed nations, was not a spy.

                                  In 2016, another pigeon was taken into custody after it was found with a note that threatened Indian prime minister Narendra Modi.

                                  Bring out the pigeon catcher!!

                                  Enter Rhouses with a butterfly net and a bib.

                                  Millsy You haven’t felt rage until you’ve had three ruffians on a bike humping each other, cut you off and give you a dirty look like they own the road.

                                  Made even worse with a family of three, baby in hand, quadruple riding a two wheeler.