Now let’s talk about a more serious disappointment… Morty’s bants.

    I think we need to take a hard stance here and start issuing Bantz Improvement Orders (BIOs). Basically a three week window to improve bantz quality or you are banned for a month. It’s the only language they’ll understand.

    Explanation of what happened to Grimes at Coachella:

    If it ain’t Dutch it ain’t much.. aBosh!

    It’s a problem with expectations lads.. just don’t look at my postings as an attempt at bants and your perception of me will change 😂 you are all assuming that I am wired the same as you. I’m not (obv)

    Just lemme enjoy my shitposting and suck it up.

    Along_the_Wire being Dutch, he’s physically too near to Hugo - he needs to move further away for starters

    I think I am about 1/8th Dutch.

      hugopal I think I am about 1/8th Dutch.

      Yeah? So just your left foot then? Is it wearing a clog?

        Didn’t know Morty’s Dutch.

        Explains a lot on the bants front.

        I of course mean his complete and utter lack of them.