Anyone into the cricket?

rhouses

I’ll be ok with 300.

Along_the_Wire

rhouses so will I, mate!

Along_the_Wire

Where’s Rhouses when you need him? I’m boiling at the top of the Pavilion here. Classic test cricket, just a shame India were so poor in the first innings.

rhouses

Along_the_Wire glued to the tv all day. Amazing day of cricket, puji wicket unacceptable.

rhouses

We’ve got a sniff.

vinnyt77

No one else on the Ashes this morning?

Decent start from England. Duckett needs to learn to leave the occasional ball….

Smallman1

Duckett and Pope have had shockers.

Crawley’s innings will have done him the world of good.

Cankles-McJeggings

Don’t know what commentary you lot have but I’ve got some split arse spoiling mine. No doubt a very.nice lady indeed.

alistair

Cankles-McJeggings Sky Sports. Eoin Morgan and some Aussie woman at the mo. Hussain and Athers on earlier

Cankles-McJeggings

Must be the same. 🤮🔨

Wasily

split arse - [defn] Offensive expression for a woman considered as a sex object.

Cankles-McJeggings

Apols , I definitely don’t consider her a sex object. Comment withdrawn.

Wasily

Cankles-McJeggings LOL. Is it Mel Jones? Honestly though, I don’t even know how to politically correctly describe a non-white human without the race card coming out, and I’m non-white myself.

Wasily

Not sure about that declaration. Looks like a great batting wicket…

alistair

Wasily brilliant or brainless?

baggers44

alistair it was worth a punt i suppose ….pitch looks insanely flat though - might break up a bit but i expect we will be suffering tomorrow watching Smith and his boring mate grind it out

rhouses

Great day of cricket. Patty cold af, England middle order strong, brook promising.

Stokes and Bazza going to look like idiots if they’re fielding for two days in the summer heat. Aussies laughing to each other, couldn’t believe their luck they didn’t have to get Root out first innings, right after he bludgeoned them for an over.

Love Jonny B, man has lost some weight and looking good.

rhouses

Ollie at 17 red ink, also. The only way that declare move would have made sense would have been if broad got warner before the day’s end. Otherwise it just makes sense sending in the fielding side to bed knowing they have to field again at the start of the day.

rhouses

Punter with some heavy reverse psychology tactics, “I love this move from stokes, it’s bold and it out of the box thinking. It’s putting the pressure back on the Aussies.”

LOL

Aussies looked mindfucked when Root did that scoop move, and then an over or two later stokes reins him in.

Cankles-McJeggings

Shut up, rhouses. Support your own fucking country.

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