Truth be told lads, I’m extremely bitter about not taking back some English silverware after Zak Crawley and Jonny B fucked us last year. It’s also easier talking shit when you’re not emotionally invested.
Having said that, so far during this ashes series, my bants and analysis has been spot on. I told you all mofos Uzi was going to fuck shit up. And it felt like I was only the sane person in this thread when I said that 1st innings declare was ludicrous.