Anyone into the cricket?

Cankles-McJeggings

What a ledge Geoff is. Liked smacking his bitch up too. 🤜🤦
Shameful cunts Aussie’s are, no decorum whatsoever. Classless antipodean arseholes.

rhouses

Watched the Day 4 & 5 highlights - since I had only caught the end of Stokes’ innings. After many years I’m actually warming up to Broad as a cricket player and bowler, but honestly he was an absolute clown in that second innings. This is Ashes fucking cricket, not some sort of cheeseball circus. Put up a 50 or fuck off. Also, if the Green Gill catch was considered out, then 100% the Starc catch was out.

Geoff Boycott, the old money farts in the MCC, being put on a pedestal, and you wonder why shit like Brexit happens? This is literally one week after a damning report that talks about English cricket being run by absolute cunts. KP aside, at least Nas and Strauss made sense.

Along_the_Wire

rhouses Brexit didn’t happen because of the MCC, although they’re old, it’s predominantly working class people that caused it - they make up a tiny part of the MCC too.

Cankles-McJeggings

Rhouses, just shut the fuck up you 3rd world spackermong. The day you’re not a complete abomination in every thread you post in would be far more challenging than shit posting your fat fingers to the bone in the cricket thread every day, where it seems completely irrelevant if the shite you dribble is relevant or not.
Don’t see anyone bothering to shit post when your cesspit country bother to play. Why? Because no one gives a fuck if they are playing or not. You’re nothing but a bitter colonial raped, bellend and are in dire need of a kick in your tiny bollox. Now fuck off. Tiresome shite.

rhouses

Cankles-McJeggings one minute you’re seething about a couple of blokes in a YouTube video talking about food, because they have private school accents. And the next you can’t stop high fiving yourself because a bunch of old posh fucks, most likely Tories, don’t know how to behave at a cricket match.

You’re a mixed up man, Dermo, but when you’re trying to manage 20 different psychotic personalities in your head, I imagine it being tough.

rhouses

Along_the_Wire From what I understood, a bunch of oldies and geriatrics, dominated the vote for brexit. And the upper class Tories made sure it went through. Was it really a working class push?

Along_the_Wire

Doesn’t look like Foakes will be in the team for Headingly either. Fucking shite. Probably have won those two tests with Foakes

strummer

Along_the_Wire
Hes been treated like shit by England.Hasnt done anything wrong since his debut.

Smallman1

rhouses one minute you’re seething about a couple of blokes in a YouTube video talking about food, because they have private school accents. And the next you can’t stop high fiving yourself because a bunch of old posh fucks, most likely Tories, don’t know how to behave at a cricket match.

You’re a mixed up man, Dermo, but when you’re trying to manage 20 different psychotic personalities in your head, I imagine it being tough.

Lol, note perfect this!

Cankles-McJeggings

rhouses

You’re missing the point rhouses you cripple dick.
It’s about you shit posting and frothing at the mouth every opportunity you get purely because it’s England. The shit you spout is just that too. Shit. Name me a thread you aren’t a complete travesty in?

Trabs - Horrific
Football - Absolutely clueless
Films - Travesty
TV - Travesty
Cricket - Complete bellend.
Music - Horrendous
Clothes - Horrific.
Food - Clueless
Cars - Tatters

See the pattern? I rest my case.

Along_the_Wire

rhouses the biggest factor was lazy cunts under the age of 24 who decided not to bother voting. A lot of traditional working class in the UK voted for it and voted Tory to ensure it went through.

Along_the_Wire

Brooks at 3, Foakes, Ali, Woakes and Wood all in, Anderson and Tongue rested.

That’s all I’ve heard so far…

vinnyt77

Along_the_Wire Interesting decisions if so. Tough on Josh Tongue. Thought he looked decent throughout the second test.

alistair

Along_the_Wire looks like Bairstow will still be keeping wicket though

Along_the_Wire

vinnyt77 apparently worried about an injury

alistair

vinnyt77 somewhat surprising given how well he played and his age

Along_the_Wire

I like the call to be honest

Along_the_Wire

alistair would be an absolute shocker if he sticks with Bairstow

Mad_Cyril

Cankles-McJeggings Cars - Tatters

Is there a cars thread or was you’re piss just boiling by the time you got this far 😂

alistair

I’d be minded to play Root at 3. Brook hasn’t displayed the technique necessary to merit the risk yet. Looked uncomfortable under the short to Starc and Cummins

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