Euro 2024

Great first half from Scotland. What an awful challenge too.

What do Scottish pigeons say…. Och aye the Coo.

C_J I could see them racing to a commanding first half lead before rotating their squad against an utterly bewildered and inpet Scottish side.

mono-stereo Laughed as the misses put a fiver on Germany to win 4 nill. She’s now laughing as I’m telling her to cash out.

Yeah she probably should - this could go well above that.

Scotland are an absolute shambles. Fancy launching yourself two footed in your own penalty box.

Millsy

Thanks for reminding me of that!

Scotland are absolutely woeful… Even if I were a neutral fan for this game - which I’m not - they’re atrocious.

Dunno what’s worse, the Scottish national team, Ally McCoist or that VAR analyst. All three are horrific!

I dare, and I will. You must be easily entertained. Here’s a kaleidoscope, knock yourself out.

ScottBailey Ally McCoist is Gazza minus the skills and 80% of the alcohol

ScottBailey Here’s a kaleidoscope, knock yourself out.

I have no idea what that’s supposed to mean?!

McCoist is a terrible commentator. ‘Let me tell you…’, ’I’ve gotta tell you…..‘, ’ I must say……' you’re the commentator Ally, you’ve told us ffs.

Matterface far worse though

If people think McCoist is crap, just wait until the Beeb wheel out Danny Murphy.

Belter of a goal, that

gcw

Germany v Scotland….battle of the 2 worst dressed nations in history.

Scotland = 0 shots

4 more Scotland goals here in the last 2 mins and Im quids in

SM001 0 shots, 1 goal

Old-Dutch

Lol at the Jocks singing Flower of Scotland as the 5th goal goes in

@“alistair”#p254070Saving this for prosperity when they tan ye on pens

That was like watching a team trying to stop the tide coming in.

mono-stereo Laughed as the misses put a fiver on Germany to win 4 nill. She’s now laughing as I’m telling her to cash out.

So what did she do in the end?

hugopal cashed out just after the Germans got their 5th disallowed. 5 quid on 26 quid back.

Echo

You Brits are spoiled. You’ve never had to sit through Vic Rauter from TSN call it like an ice hockey game, or Tommy Smyth from ESPN declaring he put it in the onion bag when someone scores.

We get infinitely worse analysts than Ally McCost in North America. Some of the people MLS/Apple use should be shot.

loopdokter You’ve never had to sit through Vic Rauter from TSN call it like an ice hockey game, or Tommy Smyth from ESPN declaring he put it in the onion bag when someone scores.

I recognised ESPN.

Scotland are so shite they have to get the opposing side to score for them.

SM001

I’m on mobile or otherwise I’d drudge up some YouTube clips of the commentatiing we are subjected to here in North America.

Fortunately, for the World Cup and anything UEFA related, the networks use the English international feeds.

I imagine with Canada being in the COPA we’ll send our ‘own’ announcers to call the game… Which is likely to be former Scotland international Stephen Caldwell and former BBC Leeds announcer/reporter Luke Wileman and possibly ex-Ipswich/Canada keeper Craig Forrest.

loopdokter Scotland got a good kicking like the Oilers are at the moment

I’m watching ITV because I’m using a dodgy IPTV feed and they’re having a bloody wake for Scotland losing. I’m expecting them to hang flags at half mast any moment now and drag out the Scottish First Minister for comments.

They’re milking this more than 300 head dairy farm.

ScottBailey

There’s a pretty hilarious screen grab pic from the Stanley Cup Final game the other night in Edmonton of Alphonso Davies trying to hide under an Oilers flag on his head looking devastated. He grew up in Edmonton as you probably know.