I gave the two girls in them flyers their brown wings. Not hard, considering the fudge packers that they were hanging around with ATT.
Seb Fontaine Piss Pants (FAO of Dermo)
Dave’s on it. It was around like 99-00 prob. I remember it was on the back of one of the very first Mixmags I ever purchased. Had no idea who Seb Fontaine was or what Cream was. Iircc he had a hilarious look on his face in the shot. And its one of those pant pisses where he clearly rushed it, left too much in the line, and did a premature retuck. Dermo calling him Fatty Piss Pants still gets me.
That series was 1999.
The following year they went for a Calendar type design.
This was when I had started clubbing regularly, remember it well, the flyers from Cream etc were on my walls.
Its crazy that Seb has the Beyonce like power to have an unfortunate pic scrubbed from the internet.
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Got stacks of flyer design books, and the Cream stuff always features, but these where far from their best ones imo, too corporate for a nightclub etc.
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I always thought the cream adds were pretty bad ass, but I was also 15 and would have thought just about anything club related that I could find was cool. The cream ads just seemed higher brow than the Gatecrasher and Heaven ones that I saw in Mixmag Urb and Muzik.
I feel like this would make an excellent track title,
Artist: FAO of Dermo
Title: Seb Fontaine Piss Pants
A Side: Seb Fontaine Piss Pants
B Side: Seb Fontaine Piss Pants (Breaks & Banter Mix)
Make it happen someone, get it on Juno
Seb, what do you think of the new track?
Did they door step him down the local recycling centre there?
Dead Mundae always makes me laugh.
What actually happened to Seb Fontaine? I haven’t heard his name in more than a decade.
Him and Sasha been eating pastries on the reg.
The last I heard Seb was playing Formula 1 parties for the glitzed up crowd.
Last time I saw Seb was at the Ministry in the mid noughties. Remember hearing Pjanoo for the first time which was rather nice
Just googled the pic, first 4 hits on Google are from here