AKA FAO of @Smallman1 @Along_the_Wire
Next season’s Premier League. Please help fill this table in with names you have genuinely heard.
Arsenal
Aston Villa - The VILE (said around Birmingham)
Bournemouth
Brentford
Brighton & Hove Albion
Chelsea
Crystal Palace
Everton - play at WOODISON Park
Fulham
Ipswich Town - IPSHIT
Leicester City
Liverpool - LIVERPOO, who play at ANFAILED
Manchester City - SHITTY, who play at the EMPTIHAD
Manchester United - MANUREchester USHITED, who play at OLD TOILET
Newcastle United - THE BARCODES
Nottingham Forest
Southampton
Tottenham Hotspur - ROTTINGHAM HOTSPUDS
West Ham United - WET SPAM, WET SHAM
Wolverhampton Wanderers
