bosstrabs
This simply will not do Dave.

I’m beginning to think @benson thinks the ‘aspire’ etc are BUSINESS.

@Hursty can you put him right when you jet back from Croatia?

      Wasily lol. The state of that green ‘panel’. Is it made of some sort of wearable lichen? And the collar as well. Special needs. The sort of thing you’ll find on page 1267 of the ASOS menswear sale alongside Lonsdale sliders and a fisherman string shirt modelled by a twink.

        The jacket
        The watch
        The shirt
        The trabbs (any of smallman’s}
        The jeggings
        What a board!

          Does anyone have an archived pic of the watch and the jacket?

          So we can construct an uber Board-wand?

          To quote my granddad, you wouldn’t catch me shitting in a field wearing that shirt.

          Millsy The jacket
          The watch
          The shirt
          The trabbs (any of smallman’s}
          What a board!

          What a time to be alive!

            bosstrabs Nah, it’s ‘watch’, ‘jacket’, ‘roof’, in that order.

              Smallman1 Fuck me Smallman, that looks like a snide off Bolton market circa 1990.

              You could have at least gone for the proper shirt or a decent remake with Buitoni or Mars as the sponsor.

              Dickhead.

                Smallman1
                Can see that working for you Ed.

                24 hours earlier and I could have got you 5 for £5 over in Turkey!

                Very nice price

                  At the intersection of Smallman, football and clobber, you get BERK in its purest form.

                  Stare into the BERK and it stares back at you.

                  A constant Planck.

                    mono-stereo Stare into the BERK and it stares back at you.

                    A Nietchzhe-esque quote!

                    …Whoever fights BERKS should see to it that in the process he does not become a BERK. And if you gaze long enough into a BERK, the BERK will gaze back into you

                      Mad_Cyril we slummed it, no point booking business within Europe, it’s not worth it.

                      And you were spot on with the Mr. Tumble reference, thought I’d seen that shirt somewhere before!

                        Can you imagine Smallman and Canks McJeggings on a night out?

                        Would look like this I reckon…