I’m expecting to rock up and Ed has the entire bar area enthralled in his tales from the coalface, treacles literally dripping over the floor etc.

    Millsy some lackey throwing buckets of water over him to illustrate were he was thrown in local water courses, oversized boxing glove for when he’s been lamped.

      Drinking pints for 1.5 hrs.

      Hate to see the thread if ye were planning a weekend away.

        seanc80 will try and source a spice bag and a brass by hour five, Sean.

          None of you will even contemplate past the 90 minute mark. We both know this Millsy.

            seanc80 early conference call in the morning mate. Peterson account won’t win itself. Continually moving picture.

              I’m off the next day. Expecting big things.

              Millsy I’m expecting to rock up and Ed has the entire bar area enthralled in his tales from the coalface, treacles literally dripping over the floor etc.

              You rang?!

                I’m hoping CANKS shows up as a surprise guest.

                Would be dece. Would he bring his imaginary hammer?

                Huge baggy trousers, terrible white nikes and a stainless steel tag watch on his wrist. The bar doors are kicked open, a battle cry of “cank touch this!” fills the air, before ed’s skull is caved in with a brand new Stanley hammer.

                Derm then circles the table to check what everyone is drinking. He sees Millsy’s shandy and loses it.

                Peter Sutcliffe mask is pulled back down over his face and he charges out of the doors looking for a taxi to the emporium chip shop and the cunt who outed him as iain from the highlands!

                Millsy nice one - I’ll head to the Tap for 5:15. I’ll be taking a jacket out for the first time in ⅘ months

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