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  • Single file Queuing.. in pubs!

It blows my mind. The bar staff implore people not to queue and to address the bar in the normal fashion yet they continue to queue up in single file at the bar looking like cattle waiting for the firing pin of the bolt gun in a slum east end abbatoir. Docile , iron curtain queueing for-Baby-milk formulae colostomy bags ,that cant work out how to use a bar.

Takes ages to get served with single file queues going back out of the door while the unused bar staff wait idly behind the jump yelling at people not to queue. Yet still they Queue. FFS.

All Waiting in single file to be served their Madri like some tuberculosis drenched brat at the window of a Mr Whippy ice cream van for his 3 halfpence raspberry Jubbly.

Is it in your Local,? have seen this carcinogenic shit in your pub?. Just say no, and walk to the bar with your head held high. Name and shame!

![https://x.com/QueuesPub/status/1798956371699990909](https://)

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Might be the most ‘Brexit’ thing ever since David Davis suggested at the negotiating table that the French would be okay with a ‘bit of smuggling’ as long as it didn’t get out of hand.

    I’m such a ludite i cant post all the pictures direct of fsngle file pub queues… Why queue single file?. it blows my mind . Pubs becoming black september re education camps that sell madri.

    One day in the near future we can all converse via telekinesis with each other in a queue waiting to be served a conglomerate pint of soylent green.

    I don’t know if it’s the pub that makes them look like they are miserably queing up for a year zero calendar and fridge magnet at a Khmer rouge gift shop, or the fact that they live in Reading.

    The poor bloke 3rd in line in the reading shithole pub looks as happy as a CCCP 1960’s space chimp strapped into the cockpit of a Voskhod rocket waiting to be shot into the kuiper belt .

    you can almost smell the shit engorged happy shopper disposable nappies rotting in the pub bogs and the brats in their buggys screaming their typhus ridden lungs out at the mums and dads in the queue, for their 2% cod Fishfingers kiddies meal. Fuck that.

    [https://x.com/QueuesPub/status/1833208023755665487](https://)

    [https://x.com/TheAleTrail/status/1833509673284341903](https://)

    Good point.

    Happens at the Waterloo Tap, and seems to be because of the layout.

    If I’m honest I’m inclined to fall in line. As long as everyone sticks to it can’t see how it’s any better or worse?

    Maybe this position marks me as a fucking loser, not a leader!

    Amps Might be the most ‘Brexit’ thing ever since David Davis suggested at the negotiating table that the French would be okay with a ‘bit of smuggling’ as long as it didn’t get out of hand.

    Actually, although I voted Remain, I would say this is probably the most REMAIN/FBPE thing I have ever seen.

    It won’t be happening on many council estate pubs. It’s probably all these wankers who love James Felton and would normally rarely go to the pub doing this, except normal people can’t afford to go to the pub anymore, so these are the only people left and have imposed their own idea of a civilised system.

    The only civilised system is the one where I go to the same pub over a sustained period of time, tip the pendulous-knockered barmaid with cash and cheeky compliments every week, and then get preferential treatment when jostling at an overcrowded bar. If anyone protests, Barbara (for that was one such barmaid) stares them down and says “ees a reguloh, do you want serving at arl?”

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        Looks like they’re waiting in line for a carvery not a beer.

        bosstrabs The only civilised system is the one where I go to the same pub over a sustained period of time, tip the pendulous-knockered barmaid with cash and cheeky compliments every week, and then get preferential treatment when jostling at an overcrowded bar. If anyone protests, Barbara (for that was one such barmaid) stares them down and says “ees a reguloh, do you want serving at arl?”

        Sounds like bliss!

          Dan I think she is - Private Eye think so to - it’s been handled appallingly.

            Dan He was on The Rest is Politics a while back. Smarmy, arrogant cunt to say the least.

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