benson solid turd

I think most people turning to a pro biotic would be hoping for the opposite effect.

    Bought a double nawty giraffe bloomer earlier.

    Hold tight for feedback!

    An appropriate purchase for you sir!

    bosstrabs
    Food for thought that Dave.

    Makes my ‘problems’ seem pretty trivial.

      Millsy Morrisons do a top drawer salt and pepper fresh bloomer.

      Purchased one earlier and stuffed 6 rashers of bacon in it.

      The word winning springs to mind.

          Me Julie did a double nawty beef casserole last night.

          Will be using the rest of the bread to mop that up at lunch.

          None of the above is a euphemism.

          15 days later

          Pain de campagne getting delivered from the local baker today. Excited. Apparently a bestseller with her. Did a coriander garlic green chilli baguette over the weekend, and it was banging.

            rhouses Pain de campagne

            Translated this means ‘country bread’

            You’re welcome!