It’s at this time of year I’m reminded of the time I had to wrestle our 32” blaupunkt out of the arms of some old bag in Asda.

Luckily I managed to get the first punch in, knocking her off the scooter.

I’ve bought an iron, loft style, mirror for the open plan lounge.

Will no doubt be going in the bin when the boss decides it makes her look fat!

5 days later

Bought myself an alpine jumper from M&S today, will try to get a decades worth of wear from it so as not to destroy my leftist tree hugger creds etc.

    Amps is that one of those ones with wolves on it?

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        Treated myself to a Leaf Blower Vacuum & Shredder Mulcher. Super piece of kit when you have got as many small trees and shrubs as I have in the back

          Mad_Cyril Oddly, yes, have caught the new series. Alison O’Donnell’s fringe does all sorts for me.

            Looking for the best deal on a lounge around the house tracky. Hit me up, JC brethren (mainly Dave)

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              Millsy Just nick a robe next time you’re in a decent hotel or spa.

                Millsy You reek of a cruise, I bet Royal Caribbean do a decent robe.

                    Amps euphemism? Are you asking me out, amps?

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                        IndustryStandard decent. The richer sounds guarantee is brilliant. Something breaks, take it back to store, get a new one. Cheers.