Lol, someone has far too much time on their hands šŸ˜†

Hello @Hursty! Thank you for your observations. I would think it would be obvious to someone as astute as yourself, but reality is that I find myself with not nearly enough time on my hands. Attaining all of my goals leaves me to wonder where the day has gone. It is because of this that I am developing a device to add a 25th hour to the day. What a truly exciting possibility!

    Elon Congrats dude, you are definitely an enigma!

      Thereā€™s literally nothing funnier than ā€˜comedyā€™ sockpuppet accounts.

      Gotta appreciate the attention to detail, with Elon using the edit button.

      He knows what the people want

      This guy is such a transparent dipshit. I am sorry, but people who stan him are worse than MAGA chuds.

        zackster you failed to mention that my decision rescind my offer for Twitter was so that I could focus my efforts on the purchase of jaded-clubbers.com. Keep talking shit, and see how welcoming you find the new reality.

          Fuck me this ā€œjokeā€ has run its course.

            The united states has constantly moved to the right throughout my entire time on this planet. Access to abortion doctors is at an all time low. Labor rights have never been worse. Healthcare costs more than ever, and the Democratic Party has the beliefs of the Republican Party of the 1980s. His stupid post isnā€™t about a perceived divide, it is about the country moving left, which is completely false.

            So far, all the elon haters on here are the loosers who donā€™t take illegal drugs.

            I know which side I will be taking up arms for when the great reset kicks off!

            Iā€™m gonna make you squeal like a little piggy for all this shit, zacko!