Local weirdos

I’ve just found this on a Beijing based message board that is also, in a bizarre quirk of timing, discussing local weirdos.

’There’s a strange English chap who comes in to our local bar and who does the oddest of things. Firstly he wears the most awful clothes, they seem to be an assortment of pastel based oddities paired with the most disgusting trainers you’ve ever seen. He then proceeds to drink a small quantity of lager with his friends and when they buy him shots, he tips them into the plant pots when they go to the loo. He also regularly informs his friends of the differences between using Mandarin Simplified and traditional Chinese when they’re talking about food. We think he’s a complete plank’

Gary Glitter used to hang around Burford School for years when he lived in Bampton. Kids even back then were saying that he was a wrongun.

Dry-Tinder anyone who calls themselves “Rubber Bucket” should be on at least 4 lists.

Plenty of them here.

The naked traveller who set up home behind the old waltzing waters place. He’s a naturist, when he does wear clothes it’s usually cut off jeans with his nuts hanging out one side

Local tramp with cunt tattooed on his forehead

Jack Spazz, dresses like a pirate and tools round Newport in his wheelchair

erik Local tramp with cunt tattooed on his forehead

Lol!

Shut up Ed, before I stamp on your neck.

Dan not heard of those guys but have heard of a bloke called Alister who has all sorts of wrong un stories in Chelmsford…

RichM Pestering folk in Waitrose and the Farm Shops.

Dan if only we had a Waitrose! More like pestering the folks in the Co-Op

Why did Mono downvote my post?

erik LOL

erik Jack Spazz

lol