Who’s doing what with their treacles?
I’m going all out by treating me Julie to a take-away on Friday night before heading to ALFOS with Wal on Saturday.
The Boyfriend of the year award is all sewn up!
Valentine's Day
Wal will be made up you think so highly of him
Have kitchen sinked it with him a few times, top lad.
Millsy
lol
Is this our boards first couple?
I am not kidding, I got her the OG Swedish Lisbeth Salander-trilogy on Blu ray. I prefer the Fincher-version, so they’re not for me.
Jesus.
We don’t “do” Valentine’s day. Which is nice.
Got the kids staying over with their Dorises as we’re flying early doors to NYC on the Saturday. All the money saved will probably cover one fucking breakfast.
mono-stereo You’ll be ‘doing’ her though? Backdoor Friday?
Amps Is Mono Catholic?
Along_the_Wire I am as it happens. Well, lapsed Catholic anyway.
You missed the pro before lapsed, Mono.
A common Alter Server injury, I hear
Old-Dutch Managed to avoid a good seeing to by our peado priest. Shout out to father Mcallum.
She’s getting a card and a posh box of chocs, plus me cooking her dinner. Egg and chips if she is lucky . Maybe a gammon slice ( ooh err )
If you’re out buying “triple markup” flowers for your missus tomorrow you need your head serviced. Just put a wad of cash into a jar when you get home and torch the whole fucking thing. Same difference. That gouging shite gets right up my chimney.
“How much for 5 roses tied in a little bow so it looks proper?”
“700 euro, my dear. Will I write a note for the lucky woman?”
“You can yeah, and then you can shove the whole lot up your arse.”
Smallman1 …all that’s left for a Gold Star then is to propose to her munted Sunday morning and get Zackster to DJ a full on Jeff Mills deeper cuts set at the wedding. Job done .