Only 3 weeks to go lads!
Jaded Clubbers Presents: Stage One, A Club Night
Am really looking forward to it.
The top will be off by 10pm!
We’re safe for now. Sadly, my very competant and engaged MP wasn’t re-elected due to split votes.
And now back to your regularly scheduled club night…
I only use them to run and the ones you speak of have now been relegated to my lawn mowing/yard work trabbs. I’ve updated the Jaded Clubbers footwear spreadsheet accordingly.
A man can dream, eh Comer? Surely I’m huge enough of a name to open for Nick Muir? 
Can make myself available for a short notice Donk set if needed.
Now that would be ledgy 
Amps would be the Bono of Donk.
Stopping his set every 10 minutes to pull up a crap Tweet on the big screen and give everyone a lecture about the Tories not banning some microplastic or other.
Lol @ ‘Bono of Donk’
4 days later
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bosstrabs Amps would be the Bono of Donk.
Stopping his set every 10 minutes to pull up a crap Tweet on the big screen and give everyone a lecture about the Tories not banning some microplastic or other.
If Amps was German he’d intersperse his donk/hardcore whatever with random singing about dancing with geese:
(this has 15million views on youtube…)
No he wouldn’t, Hugo.
5 days later
Have a ticket for next Saturday.
PM if interested, will bang on the resale 24 hours from now
Here you go MC!
alistair Wasn’t married but split from the kids mother about 18 month ago. Still waiting for various ducks to fall into line to buy her out the old place. Shifted out about a year ago - landlord wants the current place back as I took exception to the ‘delightful charming’ person trying to ramp my rent up 20% when my initial tenancy expired. 