Twitter, Bluesky and Reddit are full of posts speculating that Trump is dead because he’s not made any public appearances since Wednesday. While I don’t think he is, the posts are fun to read, and it is awesome to speculate what kind of parties will ensue when he croaks. Spain ran out of booze when Franco died. Also if he dies in his sleep it will absolutely be a Death of Stalin-situation (that movie’s been posted about a LOT in the last 24 hours).