Will SmallBONEHEAD.

Paul McUPTHERA

Paul BOGpa

Joe SHART

Pippo InGHASTLY

Am off to see Chelsea play Leicester SHITTY later.

Who are managed by Ruud VanTAKINGTHEPISStelrooy.

HAIRY Red-CRAP

Of WET SPAM.

and ROTTINGHAM HOTSPUDS

RUDE MAN FIDDLESBOYS (just want to make clear he doesnt, in case he goes Jeremy Vine on me)

Leandro DROSSard

Mikel SHARTeta looking as miserable as ever today

Riccardo CalaFURORE