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& Robbie SPAZage

HeNeedsAPUNCH Junior

Luka BODGEric

Pascal CyGULL

Jude SMELLINGofHAM

Angel DIARRHOEA

Robbie GROWLER

Sally McMoist

We are quite possibly scaping the barrel at this stage, gents. Literally just picking a player’s first name then adding an insult for the surname.

One post away from Hristo Pishflaps…

Hristo TOPS-OFF

Separate thread for Djs please.

Let’s keep this purely for football.

And who remembers the former Arsenal winger, Jeremie HARDLYEVERTHERE?