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Havertz is terrible

  • Dan

    • Post #22388

    Havertz having a donkey day, currently incapable of hitting a bull’s arse with a banjo.

      Just wondering how this referee is going to manufacture his 12 man Arse’s victory today

      • Echo

        • Post #22390

        Partey’s every touch booed since he came on.

        I wonder what that’s all about?

          Echo the “she said no, my lord” chants are the giveaway…

            Dan great pen as well 😂

              BOSH! 10 man Utd beating 12 man ARSE. Happy days!

              Havertz is a curse

                alistair probably the worst striker in the prem, I’d have Nunez over him

                  Zirkzee with the winning pen!

                  😎 😎 😎 🔫 🔫 🔫 🤫 🤫 🤫

                    A lol for Arsenal, absolutely delighted!

                    As my Gooner mate said to me “If Havertz fell into a barrel of tits today he’d come out sucking his own thumb”

                    • RichM

                      • Post #22399

                      hugopal signing of the season!!

                        Arsenal are in danger of becoming a bit spursy and I love it.

                        • Dan replied to this.

                          • SM001

                            • Post #22401

                            United will go and lose to Southampton in their next game.

                              Whatever happened to Strummer?

                              He’s been a bit quiet recently!

                              Briefly breaking my silence in this thread to observe that the LEGO cunt’s team are basically a shit version of Simeone’s Atletico.

                              A fucking stain on English ‘football’, which is some going given the competition.

                              Good night sweet princes.

                              SM001 United will go and lose to Southampton in their next game.

                              Wouldn’t surprise me whatsoever - as the end of last season underlined, Utd of late seem to only really turn up for “cup finals” or similar.

                                  • SM001

                                    • Post #22407

                                    Nice to see Barcelona hand Real Madrid another hiding. Raphinha is looking lethal up front.

                                      SM001 any dece post game meltdown from Vinicius Jr worth watching?

                                      More likely to win Carte D’or than Ballon D’or

                                          I hope that ‘shoe in’ (sic) was intentional.

                                            bosstrabs I hope that ‘shoe in’ (sic) was intentional

                                            Something I’m sure the Qatari’s would be happy to provide

                                              ‘We go again’ - somehow more associate that with Smallman, after one of Hugo’s failed bants attempts

                                              • RichM

                                                • Post #22417

                                                alistair the joke seems to have forgotten the CL which they are still in. And all it will take is a couple of big injuries at Liverpool and they could be back in with a shout for the PL

                                                    RichM I know I know. Still don’t see them winning the PL without a striker though. Don’t score enough goals from open play. If they go and buy say Olly Watkins in the window, I might change my mind.

                                                        • RichM

                                                          • Post #22419

                                                          alistair hopefully they will be out of the CL soon and Artetas lack of strengthening the squad where they desperately need it (aka a striker) will result in them not having any chance in the PL. And long may Arteta lack of resent trophies continue for the foreseeable future

                                                            AFTV has made for some splendid viewing today 🤡🤡🤡

                                                            • RichM

                                                              • Post #22422

                                                              Old-Dutch assume that fake as nothing being said about him coming to Liverpool. See Mourinho wants him at fenerbache

                                                                  • SM001

                                                                    • Post #22424

                                                                    I’ve got Wood… in my Fantasy Football team.

                                                                    • Amps

                                                                      • Post #22425

                                                                      Liverpool aren’t exactly first to every ball here. Are they aware that there’s a league to be won? Maybe that’s why they look so twitchy.