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I wally can’t wait to plonker myself down with a cold beer and watch the game on sunday. It’s times like the where i berkcome emotional when i think of the poor people living in wazzockhstan who don’t have access to sky sports.

TYVM.

    -si- It’s times like the where i berkcome emotional when i think of the poor people living in wazzockhstan who don’t have access to sky sports.

    Will you be watching the Premiership? Formerly known as the First DIVision.

      -si- What are the predictions for sunday?

      3 points would be lovely, the way the reds are playing a draw would be decent though!

      Can someone just ban this total fucking div now?

        Lol at poor dave edna ever-reg calling anyone a div! My head just exploded, you absolutely weaponised laughing stock.

        #bumfights

        Si-MONG Weston, stupid melted-faced cunt from all the absolute burns he’s taken on here.

          Here’s Si-MONG looking pleased with himself earlier about his latest BERK post, too fucking thick to realise he’s had his face flamed off these past few months.

            bosstrabs too fucking thick to realise he’s had his face flamed off these past few months

            My sides are beginning to hurt 😂😂😂😂😂

              Lols. Jesus christ, edna, you are a proper man-child, aren’t you?

              List some of those burns for me, m8. Definitely the pinnacle would be your triumphant poll, that was a smasher and incinerated me. Was it for toast or breakfast cereal, remind everyone again?

              Fair play, davy, you hit the amazing sweet spot of being as funny as a doctor giving someone a diagnosis of terminal illness, in tandem with being a top of the range cunt. Not many reach the levels you do in both categories, at the same time, you odd little man…

              If i ask everyone nicely to stop the berk jokes, will that help calm you down? Sorry, dave.

              Already clocking 1 upvote and 1 LOL to your zero here.

              There’s another. You fucking odd one.

              Edna, i’m not sure there is a single person on here who isn’t wondering how they might be able to help you get through whatever has caused you to melt down in front of us all over the last while! (Sorry not sorry for the melt pun)

              Proper internet nerd Scenez here, keep digging Dave.

              Reminds me of the BERK @ school, there was always one in every year, who was happy dishing out the ‘bants’, but as soon as it came back got the bottom lip out.