Bursty keeps going down to Patel’s and trying to buy the Telegraph with MEMECOINS
Bibaswan Patel doesn’t know what the fuck they are. Nor does his wife. He said his son might be able to explain them to him when he comes back from uni. Meanwhile, he won’t be accepting anything from Bursty’s ‘KIPTO WALLET’ that he can’t even see.
Bursty just found a two-week old Metro stuffed down the back of a sofa in Cafe Nero.