Fortress Anfield. Wankers. Seems like they’re not having much luck with the B teams lately: Bromwich, Burnley and Brighton. Cream of the crop, there. Pity the Murderers didn’t get Brentford in the cup, the hoodoo might have worked its magic again.
They’ve officially shit the bed. City up next to take all three points at The Toilet, then the big clear out begins and it’s back to crying for 30 years as the respectable clubs win the league on behalf of decent people everywhere. Think of it this way, we can look at last season much like the Covid crisis, as simply a blip in the natural order of things, an inconvenience that with patience and strength of character we’ve weathered and come through with our dignity intact. The only question which remains: will Everton finish above them?
I fucking well hope so.
