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I’m not calling Alisson out. He’s had his first complete
rickett in two and a half years of brilliance. We were outplayed and Jones is the only player that emerges from that with credit.
As a football fan though, I do find it utterly depressing that the game has now become contactless.

    Was surprised that Henderson didn’t start in that midfield. We lose too much, having both him and Fabinho out of the engine room

    Wally ‘Alison Blunderland’ - Sky - lol

    For great puns, reminds me of Ruud Gullit’s first game in charge of you lot, when Owen banged four past you at St. James’.

    RUUD AWAKENING

        alistair I’m not calling Alisson out. He’s had his first complete
        rickett in two and a half years

        He’s made plenty of mistakes playing out from the back before today.

            alistair I do find it utterly depressing that the game has now become contactless.

            Mo going down like a sack of shite for our goal.

                Echo The way we play has never been risk free. He does it better than anyone else

                  Amps Neither were pens for me. At least the ref was consistently bad

                    Wally 20 odd years ago. Good one mate.

                    It reminded me of something that amused me.

                    You’re right, times change. Newcastle aren’t bereft-of-hope shit anymo… oh, wait.

                      Lol. Got me there with that low hanging fruit like

                      Best one I’ve seen was still when Mark Venus set up a winner for Finidi George for Ipswich:

                      ‘A rocket from Venus… To Finidi and Beyond’

                      In hindsight Klopp would have been better putting the defenders he’d bought in as defence. Can understand why he didn’t against Citeh but the whole team is bent out of shape as it is. Fight for top 4 on the cards.

                      Ah well, at least we can concentrate on the Champions League now 🤣

                      Can’t stand Roy Keane but his post match analysis was hilarious.

                        I remember him saying something similar when United did the treble. He was pissed off looking around the pitch with the players celebrating as if that was it when he was thinking about next season already lol.

                        He’s a man on a mission.

                        Wally as lacking in insight and self awareness as ever. It is no surprise he was a complete disaster as a manager. Dinosaur

                          Roy not welcome at the afters.

                          Way too intense with no bants.

                            Smallman1 Roy not welcome at the afters.

                            Way too intense with no bants.

                            Sat there brooding in the corner.

                            Swigging from his can, ranting about people using their phones: “There’s a party on”
                            Si: “Roy, fuck off will you? We need to get some Colombian flake.”
                            Rips the phone out of Si’s hand, bungs it at the wall

                            Later on, nuts Si for singing along to Yeke Yeke, then storms off home complaining.

                              You can stick your fuckin party up yer bollix