Basically I only log in to this board to witness the latest disaster unfold in Smallman’s life, I fucking love it.
As soon as his roof stops leaking, his season ticket goes up and he has to move seats, then Chelsea become utter shit.
His favourite nightclub ever closed down and Grotmuff unceremoniously binned him off.
He can’t even eat the most delicious food on the entire fucking planet, second only to bacon (possibly).
What a time to be alive.
