https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cj92k80m7llo
It’s always the ones you least expect, isn’t it?
Joey Barton
Seems excessive.
I think the only place he didn’t end up in the papers for something was under Sean Dyche at Burnley
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Barton’s defence was that having sunk a few beers he confused his wife’s head for a Sondico football, and decided to try and curl it around the bar. A reasonable explanation.
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Laurence Fox done for sharing upskirt pics today too.
Like Joey, he’s a cunt too
Dan probably improves them.
Was surprised to hear Barton lives in Kew I must say.
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Smallman1 They must love him there. Imagine beaming with pride at dinner parties and announcing Barton as your next door neighbour.
House prices would have plummeted the second he moved in.
Kewpie Mayonnaise is Rhouses favourite.
Random Kew/massive cunt fact.
This Joey Barton character oft appears on my social media feed, spitting out social justice like hes some sort of inner city Ravi Shankar. I liked the one where he tried to explain away the fact that his brother stuck an axe in some kid’s head and how he was misled. Kicking your wife in the head is some notch on your bedpost.