Dogs in bars/restaurants

bosstrabs

With the exception of proper country pubs, I’d ban the grotty little fuckers.

One was off the leash outside my regular boozer last week, and did a diarrhea shite all over the floor of the entrance to the pub. Rancid. The owner of the dog, some indulgent Eurocunt, wasn’t even apologetic.

It’s actually made me like Tim Martin.

If you’re a cunt with a dog, please keep it out of boozers and restaurants. People want to eat without your dog wiping its shitey arse all over the floor nearby.

Millsy

As a new dog owner I think they shouldn’t be allowed in most places. I mean, Rick Stein’s in Sandbanks allows them in the entrance bar area which I think is ridiculous. That said, there’s a bar (Sobo) on Southbourne beach which allows dogs and it makes perfect sense that they do due to its layout and open air parts. So horses for courses, but mainly a big ‘dogs not allowed’ sign tbh.

Smallman1

Me Julie’s got a dachshund and it goes everywhere with us, it is fucking cute too, a genuine A-lister.

hugopal

Smallman1 Me Julie’s got a dachshund and it goes everywhere with us

NasserAlazzawi standard Dachshund behaviour

Not that I’m actually advocating for animal cruelty, but this genuinely just appeared on my twitter feed and it seemed comedically apt for this thread:

Manski

I’m all for it, being a dog owner…however, my dog can be a right anti-social cunt, annoying me and others with his impatient barking, so he can most definitely stay at home!

Amps

Depends on the dog and depends on the owner.

Spent the best part of a decade going to an LFC pub here on the Leisure Peninsular and it was always full of older dogs who were very well behaved with conscious owners, and it was never a problem.

If you take a yappy little shitty arsed thing into the boozer, owner and dog should be put down.

Millsy

Amps not sure it’s the either the dog’s or Julie’s fault they have to go to the pub with Smallsy.

alistair

Dogs should be nowhere near restaurants or pubs for that matter

Along_the_Wire

alistair guide dogs?

bosstrabs

I fucking guarantee Flares is the type of cunt who takes his dogs to the pub (when he’s not trying to sell them)

erik

bosstrabs 😂😂😂

bosstrabs

erik Because he has NO friends to talk to

RichM

As a dog owner I don’t think they should be allowed in pubs and certainly not restaurants. Pub gardens is fine but has to be on a leash and be well behaved.

But then I also don’t want babies and kids in either establishment aswell. And that includes pub gardens.

Millsy

Dave is also petitioning for alcohol to be banned in pubs, so you can take that to the bank, and smoke it, DAVE.

bosstrabs

Millsy Actually, I’m not, my campaign is simply for more foliage:

CRAPPP
Campaign for Real Arboretums and Plant Pots in Pubs

Dan

There’s nothing worse than some Berk and his dogs in the pub waffling about them and their unique personalities while you’re trying to watch the football. Luckily, my dog hates everyone, so he’s never in the pub.

RichM

I assume if we replace dog with wife / partner, it’s the same outcome?

Dan

RichM Pretty much.

Millsy

Who in their right mind takes their wife to the pub? Crazy times altogether.

bosstrabs

Millsy Who in their right mind takes their wife to the pub? Crazy times altogether.

Actually, I’ve noticed a lot of northern pubs still do retain a division between ‘The Lounge’ where it was traditionally okay to take the missus, and the ‘Bar side’ or ‘Tap room’ (depending where you’re from) and it remains a somewhat unwritten rule that burds don’t go in the bar side.

Which is great, because as all the joyless mongs are sat round in their workwear saying ‘cunt’ whenever they miss a double 20, I’m blitzing all the fanny in the lounge who are complimenting my choice of pastels.

Another good thing about northern pubs is Smallman got glassed in one.

Millsy

Lol. Who’s this suave tracksuited lethario casually wandering into the ladies bar and ordering a St Clements?

Smallman1

Millsy Who’s this suave tracksuited lethario casually wandering into the ladies bar and ordering a St Clements?

‘Half a shandy for ole Smallman1 please chief.’

‘Fuck off pal.’

seanc80

Dave’s musings on pubs in the style of his Asian food reviews, feels a bit like listening to Fred West giving a powerpoint on landscaping.

Smallman1

seanc80 Dave’s musings on pubs in the style of his Asian food reviews, feels a bit like listening to Fred West giving a powerpoint on landscaping.

Lol!