’He forgot how to DJ and ran away to Cambodia. Then, he was kidnapped, and his DJ fingers were amputated and mummified, ready to be sold in 2032, no earlier.
Then, later, he will see a little dog and buy his fingers back for 50p. After securing that £22.15 profit, he will return to the parties, mixing using only his nose and ears, and having no access to Google searches.
It’ll bump-start the planet Earth, which I’m sure you’re all familiar with.
Keep watching, that’s the main thing, because something good is coming up.'
Brilliant
