The one my mate was with would smash the house up and then start screaming at him “you just want to do me up the arse, don’t you?” She would then drop her knickers and scream “come on do me up the arse” which my friend would oblige. I think that was her endgame all along. When he moved out the old couple upstairs told him that they could hear every word when she kicked off.
TikTok
Just to say, it’s great that two such similar users as CleanPrussianRugs and ol’ Dry-Tinder are on the same board, riffing so well together still. Long may it continue.
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An ex in the midst of having an argument tried to drive into a load of oncoming traffic near Kingston, had to grab the wheel to avoid guaranteed curtains.
Not Dazza.
Guaranteed Curtains is some kind of shop?
ehitach2’s in the house!
Are you sure whoever it was just couldn’t stand you, given, but just that a load of confusing lights at a big junction got them confused, for a split second, or something?
Dry-Tinder this sounds like a personal fantasy. Fair play.
I’m glad I waived my usual avoidance of anything TikTok for this thread. 