(with apologies to AA Milne)
Ed Ed
Smallman Smallman
Geoffrey Shitneck Dupree
Took great
Care of his shitneck
By eating tons of broccoli
Ed Ed
Said to Inspector Grotmuff
“Grotmuff,” he said, said he;
"You must never go down to The End in town, if
you don’t go down with me."
Ed Ed’s
Inspector Grotmuff
Put on a golden gown,
Ed Ed’s
Inspector Grotmuff
Drove to The End in town.
Ed Ed’s
Inspector Grotmuff
Said to herself, said she:
"I can kitchen sink it in The End in town and be
back in time for tea."
King John (Digweed)
Put up a notice,
"LOST or STOLEN or STRAYED!
Ed Ed’s
Inspector Grotmuff
Seems to have been mislaid
Last seen
Wandering vaguely
Quite of her own accord
She tried to get down in The End
In Town - some shitty Nike trabs reward!"
Ed Ed
Smallman Smallman
Unable to eat any cheese
Told his
Other relations
She’d given him venereal disease
Ed Ed
Said to Inspector Grotmuff,
“Grotmuff,” he said, said he,
"You must never go down to The End in town with-
out consulting me."
Ed Ed’s
Inspector Grotmuff
Hasn’t been heard of since.
King John (Digweed)
Said he was sorry,
And gave Shitneck a Bedrock 12 inch.
King John
(Somebody told me)
Said to a man he knew:
"If people go down to The End in town, well, what
can anyone do?"