A list of restaurants
Along_the_Wire where would be the perfect spot for the Hakkasan of Essex?
hugopal nowhere, Essex is largely shit
This evening I shall be dining in back in time in Chelmsford. Not been there for at least 30 years and according to the web site, it looks exactly the same. Can’t imagine the menu has changed either
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Along_the_Wire nowhere, Essex is largely shit
Yes I’m aware it’s largely shit, but “the Hakkasan of Essex” would still have to be somewhere in Essex.
“The finest Chinese chefs in the land” couldn’t create “the Hakkasan of Essex” in Devon, for instance.
hugopal Clacton.
Along_the_Wire and where do you live? The Lake District?
hugopal it’s just a turn of phrase to help with the joke, you tedious cunt.
alistair live in Teddington and work in London. London has great restaurants.
I lived in Chelmsford for a little over ten years and have been back many times - I can tell you something for free, it’s fucking shit.
Off to Smokestak now, but booked the Hakkasan of Essex tomorrow. Looking forward to both
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Along_the_Wire Don’t say that ….I’m off to The Fleece later 
Dan rams kebab on the way home
Along_the_Wire I lived in Chelmsford for a little over ten years and have been back many times - I can tell you something for free, it’s fucking shit.
Lol!
Along_the_Wire I’m aware of what the joke you were aiming for was, but don’t blame me for your phrasing it incorrectly.