Millsy It would be like going out to dinner with Frank Spencer whilst his tolerant companion can only stand by and watch as he ruins everything, over and over again.
S1 Episode 1: Darren has bought Smalls a gram of gak for his impending lunch date with Linda. With Daz’s advice of remembering to smile, Ed turns up at his date later than expected, after getting stuck in a lift.
Depite his tardiness the date starts off well but after Smalls accidently drops his stash down the toilet, trouble begins to brew. The situation worsens when the cistern starts to leak and the water ends up interfering with the resturant’s electrical systems, causing their giant cheese fondue gun to wildy malfunction.
By the end of the date, Linda (drenched in molten cheese) is on the verge of breakdown, but Smalls feels that he has made an impression.
