When I went to dinner by heston my sister paid for a bottle and they never gave it to us.

As well as telling us they were too busy to serve us as they were making up the next days menu. I shit you not.

Awful place.

    benson

    Braised Celery
    (c.1730)
    Gruyere, girolles, truffle, cider apple & smoked walnuts

    £42.00

    Get the fuck out of here. Celery. £42.00. Heston having a laugh.

      I’d have to have mine sans gruyere.

      alistair I don’t mind if they whack on 10% as long as it’s fairly distributed to the staff. Otherwise it turns into that scene from Curb Your Enthusiasm.

          I didn’t Jonatton.

          Hope that helps.

          Got another Papa John’s en route.

          An XLL The Works sans cheese with a side of chicken poppers.

          Or living the dream as I like to call it.

            Smallman1
            Just having a lovely roast leg of lamb for lunch.. definitely winning.

              Had the misfortune of a Papa Johns Friday, unsurprisingly rank.

              Dubbers definitely winning

              Smallman1 Need to have it sans cheese MC, accentuates the flavour.

              Given that you’d have never had it with cheese, then how would you even know that?!

                Scott Bailey and MC trying to do the bants and riffing, good to see but crikey is there work to be done.

                Onwards!

                Along_the_Wire I might answer that question once Ed finally explains after how many whips the “a-okay” butter turns in to “Smallsy goes night-night”.

                  hugopal what he supposedly has makes no sense, he claims he can eat butter, but would find cream deadly.

                  You can’t put me in a box Hugo.

                  A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma!

                      Smallman1 A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma!

                      Give over, you’re just a Russian doll of berks.

                        You would, an irresistible force of bants and charisma!

                        Not usually a smashed burger guy but lunch today from Lovely’s. Can’t beat it for $5. You can’t get half a sandwich for that price around here and their burger is immense. Disc 2.

                          That looks absolutely disgusting Jonatton.

                          All sorts of wrong and definitely disc 2.

                            jonattonyeah looks to be little difference between that and a Shakeshack apart from the price. Nice

                              Boss Burger

                              The amount of heathens in this thread, Mamma Mia.

                              Ed you will most likely misread some fucknugget’s poor review of same, in the Guardian next week - mistaking it for a positive one and will be eating 3 of them a day. ‘Sans cheese’ or whatever it is you go on with.

                              Hawksmoor Spitalfields for a roast on Sunday. Can’t fucking wait. Last one we had there was outstanding.