Smallman1 if I had your supposed condition I’d definitely be asking what was in my tiramisu before scoffing it.

It doesn’t say much about your claimed foodie/wannabe-Michelin inspector credentials either that you have no idea.

seanc80 Remember those laces 🤣

What the fuck like

Dermo tucked me up like a kipper tbf!

Ducasse at the Dorchester for me tonight.

Pre drinks in the library bar at the Lanesborough.

Hopefully time for an afternoon nap beforehand

  • LT42 replied to this.

    Ed Smallman’s favourite meal - and it’s more sophisticated than you might think.

    • Dan replied to this.

      Dolphin keeps urging Ed Smallman to follow her… then they discover why

      Pensioners in Wadebridge are going mad for Ed Smallman

      Take a deep breath before you see who Ed Smallman is married to.

        Lol @ Smallman Daily Mail online headlines from mono

        hugopal What was in the tiramisu if there wasn’t mascarpone?

        I suppose you could use coconut cream or something. But no restaurant would make that to order.

        What is really going on here.

        Ffs. Just when you think he’s turned a corner and we can finally all trust him again, he goes and does something like this.