Beautiful yesterday. Took it off and headed up to Point Reyes for some fresh out-of-the-Tomales-Bay oysters at Tony’s in Marshall. Couldn’t have asked for a better day.


Had an interesting seafood experience last night myself. Went to a place called Minekop and tried their Angler fish. Baked on a hot plate in butter with onions, garlic, peppers, tomatoes and various spices. Not usually my style when it comes to fish but it was good.

What I like about Ed Smallman is you never quite know what ‘flavour’ of idiot you’re going to get.

    A little known fact, Ed Smallman is an anagram of ‘absolute ledge.’

    Guilty as charged!

      Smallman1 A little known fact, Ed Smallman is an anagram of ‘absolute ledge.’

      Ed Smallman is actually an anagram of ‘a damn smell’.

        bosstrabs
        Would argue differently Dave, every Sunday he posts a link to wherever Jay Rayner is spewing on about in the Guardian.

        If Edwand was a flavour of idiot, he’d be BERK Chicken

          Hows the love life going now that restrictions have comepletely lifted, allowing you to offer your full unbridled array of swashbuckling bantz on the dorises?

          Going well thanks Sean,

          Had a date on Friday and it went superbly!

          What is your verison of ‘well’ though? There may be a school of thought that supports the notion that your take on certain situations may be slighly at odds with reality.

          Im here to bridge that gap

            I’ll put it this way, when she left mine ay 9am the following morning, I thought it had gone well.

              The treacles and dorises can’t get up the apples n pears quick enough, sean. Ed is absolutely mustard!

              seanc80 To be honest I think Smallman would benefit from some classes Sean.

              Perhaps you could be the man to provide them!

              A 10-week course plus a jar of Ngenx for the lad.

                  bosstrabs To be honest I think Smallman would benefit from some classes Sean.

                  Oh Dave, when it comes to the lovelies, the one thing I do not need is help, doubt many good looking bastards with bants from another planet do tbf.

                    Well that does sound like it went well and that order has been restored.

                    Smallman1 I’ll put it this way, when she left mine ay 9am the following morning, I thought it had gone well.

                    That 9am conversation in full…

                    Doris rings Smallman’s door bell.
                    Next door apartment dweller: Yes?
                    Doris: Is this Ed’s flat?
                    Next door apartment dweller: Just bang on his fucking door, his doorbell is still wired up here.
                    Doris: Why?
                    Next door apartment dweller: Because he’s a fucking retard.

                    Doris bangs on door.
                    Ed: Ah yes, your purse.
                    Doris: Thanks, so nice of you to wait around for me to come and pick it up. I don’t know how it fell out of my bag in the taxi, but luckily you noticed it after I got out!
                    Ed: No problem at all.
                    Doris: Can I give you half the taxi fare?
                    Ed: No, it’s on me.
                    Doris: Aw, you’re so sweet Edward.
                    Ed [stammering]: You’re a ten!
                    Doris: [backing off down the driveway] You’re erm… at least a… seven! Anyway got to go! By the way, do you know you have a huge hole in your roof?
                    Ed: Yeah, I know.
                    Ed closes the door.
                    Ed [to himself]: Well, that went well.